A funny Chinese story

A funny Chinese story my Chinese cousin emailed to me at one time. Because I’m too lazy and not as advanced (nor patient) in Mandarin to translate this, I just copy-pasted it unto Google Translate. Sharing for the sake of sharing, it’s quite cute. 🙂

 

一对夫妇有两个淘气的孩子,一个8岁,一个10岁。他们经常搞恶作剧,谁也管不了。
这对夫妇于是商量请镇上的牧师来管教,听说他对不听话的小孩有一套办法。
牧师答应了,但要求先单独见一下孩子。于是8岁的孩子先被叫到牧师那儿。
牧师严肃地问:“上帝在哪儿?”
小孩没有回答。
牧师提高声音又问:“上帝在哪儿?”
小孩还是没有回答。
牧师站起来,指着小孩的脸,更大声问:“上帝在哪儿?”
突然,小孩打开房门,一溜烟跑回自己房间。
他的哥哥跟着进来问:“发生什么事?”
弟弟回答:“这次坏事了,上帝找不到了,他们以为是我们干的。

 

 

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